Ghost in My bedroom

It's amazing the excuses your kids will use!




There’s a Ghost in my Bedroom
That no one can see
He makes such a mess
Then mum blames me.

There’s a Ghost in the Bathroom
He drops clothes on the floor
Leaves the top off the toothpaste
And fingermarks on the door.

There’s a Ghost in our kitchen
And he’s greedy I think
All the biscuits are eaten
And there’s crumbs in the sink.

There’s a Ghost in my Classroom
And he’s been there too long
For he changes my schoolwork
And makes it all wrong

There are Ghosts all around me
They must rise up from their Graves
For I never cause trouble
And I always behave

But at night when I’m sleeping
Or just lying in Bed
They are nowhere to be found
Cos they’re back in my Head!